Inspirational Office Quotes

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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity… probably has a scapegoat.

- Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!

- We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

- Never quit until you have another job.

- If you can read this, you’re not working!- Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for free.

- There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.

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