May 31, 2007...6:11 am

More Lawyer Jokes

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How do you save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head…

When is a lawyer lying?

Check if his lips are moving….

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  • A doc , an engineer and a lawyer get capsized in the middle of the ocean . A shark comes along and gobbles up the doc and the engineer . He then carries the lawyer in his back , brings him to the shore safely , gives him a treasure as gift and bids farewell….the puzzled lawyer asks him why the partial atittude to which the shark says
    “its professional courtesy ” How’z it :P

  • Thanks sree it was a very funny one. Are you a lawyer?

  • ..and are u a shark ;)
    :))

  • You guessed it right Sree. I am a Piscean-not very far from a shark…………

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